My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Knock knock --Come in.

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hi

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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._____________________. Whale!

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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