- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Health food.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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