Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Bumsniffer

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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