What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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