What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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<=3 penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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why do you care?

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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