- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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