- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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