Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

women's rights

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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