Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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