- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

PEANIS!

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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