People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

a horse nibbled a baby

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

GADZOOKS!

A baby seal walks into a club.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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