Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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