- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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