What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Knock Knock Come in.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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