- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

You and your parents are going to die today

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Agent 47.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

a man said hi.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Bacon is delcious.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

THE GAME.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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