- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Potassium? K.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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