- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Help I'm being raped!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

we all know sammi has a penis

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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