A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Justin Bieber

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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falling didnt make the difference

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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