Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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The Barackness Monster

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Brad Fuller!

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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