What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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