A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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No, Trinidad.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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