My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Women Sports.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Grammer is very important

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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