- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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