Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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The WNBA

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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