How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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pauls tuck

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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