Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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You will not press the like button.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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