If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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