what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Justin Bieber

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

knock knock come in!

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Women's Rights

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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