- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. who's george porchy?

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

mark is religion

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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