Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Canada AYY

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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hello anomonous

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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