The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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I told you it would happen

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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