what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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<=3 penis

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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