Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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