Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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