- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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I killed someone today. :D

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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