One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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U mad?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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My penis is big... not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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