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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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