What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Oh...okay, good.

L's I's that took Viagra.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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