Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Today is May 18 2016.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

The Female Orgasm

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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