- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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