- Anti Joke

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.