- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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