- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A white person at Harvard

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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