I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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