- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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