Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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