Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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He walked in a bar

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Weed.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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