- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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