What black and has children A black man

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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