knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Womens' sports

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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