Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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The dewey decimal system

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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The MLS

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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