- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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