why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.