My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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why do you care?

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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