- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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