What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Dont read this joke

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