- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Moo! I'm a goat!

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

The Christian Bible.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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