There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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A dyslexic blind man

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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