What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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The Holocaust.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Women's rights

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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