- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What's circular and round A circle

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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