Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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