"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Jews

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Loner.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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