What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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