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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

bees knees

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

The Pittsburgh Pirates

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What is white black and Chinese A panda

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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