How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Gun Control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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