women's rights

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

sharks

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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