- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

r u smart..... or ur black

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Do you speak alien? Hola.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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