- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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knock knock who's there? hope

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

People Order Our Patties

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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