What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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E= McVagina

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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