You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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