A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Abortion

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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