a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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