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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Bags of delicious poop.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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