- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

An Italian leaves the mofia

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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