Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Vagina cream... end of story

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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