- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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