What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

42, that is all

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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