Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Whats wrong with that Nothing

r u smart..... or ur black

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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