At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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