- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Loner.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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