- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

A ginger was with his friends

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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