- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What's big and fat? An obese man.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Rebecca Black's career.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Politics

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

whats brown and sticky? shit

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

children burning

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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